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Sunday, May 10, 2020

Drama in real life! A blast from the past!!


My Rendezvous with Providence aided by a lone Tusker.

 (As experienced in true life by my dear friend, Desai Shubha and transliterated by me)

It was the winter month of January during the early nineties and in my adopted hometown (Mysore), a good 140kms from Bangalore that we (my husband Prakash and I) planned to venture out on a two-wheeler to savour the nature in the nearby nature reserve.

We chose 25th January for our tryst with nature so that we could rest the next day (a public holiday) before we start afresh on 27th with our jobs. As planned, we set out early in the morning to nearby Nagarahole forest (don’t know what Rajiv Gandhi has to do with this nature reserve let alone visit it ever, as it is named after him).

That said, we packed enough food, water and other stuff to take care of our needs for the day trip as we planned to return later in the evening.

The weather was lovely, romantic and since we were leading a carefree life (our only daughter was born a good many years later), with no responsibilities, we wanted to indulge ourselves getting a bit free and wild. The journey was comfortable and as we reached the national park around 10:30 am, we were a bit disappointed to hear that the morning safari timings were over. 
The officials suggested that we visit the nearby Irupu falls, have our lunch and return by 3:00pm for the next safari schedule.

Sooner than said, we found our way to this beautiful waterfalls cascading the tree-lined rocks. We were totally lost on beholding the beautiful falls and the nature surrounding it. Before long we heard chitter-chatter, giggles and laughs of a group of young girls who were already playing in the water. Later on, we came to know that they were from Maharani’s College, Mysore.

As we ventured further towards the noise, they saw us and started teasing and enticing us to play with them. Sporty that we were, we too started playing with them and teasing them to the hilt. After spending a good hour or two with them, post-lunch, we returned to the Reserve’s office and parked ourselves in one of the Safari vehicles. Our safari tour was nothing short of utter disappointment as throughout the hour and a half journey, we couldn’t see any wildlife.

Prakash suggested that we should start by 5:00pm so that we can see some wildlife, as they come towards the waterholes during the dusk and by any luck we can catch sight of some. By then, the buses that brought the college girls started to leave and we decided to follow them so that should we encounter any wildlife and at any chance of risk, we could board one of those buses.

Off we went following those buses and encouraged by the roar of cheering girls in the buses, my husband started playing with the bus driver by overtaking him and after a distance, allowing him to overtake us and this repeated a few times. I too enjoyed screaming and laughing with the girls as I tried to masquerade my disappointment of not seeing any wildlife, with this newfound diversion. This happened for quite some time and then we sped off leaving the buses behind, to kiss the dust left by us.

As we gathered speed and covered some distance, Prakash spotted elephant droppings and showing that to me, he said we could see some wildlife after all. I hit him on the head for his naughty comment and didn’t take notice of it.

All of all of sudden, just a good few hundred meters in front of us, was a herd of elephants of all sizes and maybe 40-50 in number crossing the road. We had to, but stop the vehicle and turn off the engine. Watching them playfully crossing the road, we were thinking of how lucky we were in witnessing majestic herd trumpeting to glory.

At the end of the herd was a lone tusker of mammoth proportions who was yet to cross the road from our right to left.  

By then, the two buses came and went ahead of us towards crossing the lone tusker. The girls exploded at the sight of the tusker and started making noise amidst clicking of cameras. This attracted the elephant but as they say, he was blind in the right eye. Irritated to the core; with his left eye, he saw us and came charging towards us.

Prakash yelled at me to jump off the bike and run for my life as he too did the same. I was too shocked to do anything and before I realised the state I was in, I was lying flat on the road with my left leg trapped beneath the fallen vehicle. The tusker came towards me and with his huge trunk around my slender waist, yanked me out that released my left leg from under the vehicle. 

I thought my end had come and was praying for a swift one, if that. But he gently put me down.
By then Prakash had reached the bus in the front and thought I too would have run behind him towards the bus. Girls on the bus were horrified at the sight of me and started yelling “Help her” but he heard it as “Hurry up” (which he told me later).

In his anxiety to make me board the bus first, he turned his head back only to see the ghastly sight of me lying on the road with the tusker playing with my body. He thought of the worst and fearing that I was dead, he collapsed and fainted. Some of the teachers from the bus tried to revive him but to no avail. He was shifted into the bus and all were watching my plight with utter helplessness.

Back to my plight, the tusker kicked me and I started rolling on the ground and slid into one of the nearby pits dug by the forest authorities for planting saplings. He picked me up from the pit and placed me on the ground. Then he removed my brand new golden coloured sandals and flung them into the air. That was the last I saw of them and even in the midst of my ordeal, I was quite sad to see them go as it was my much loved new sandals.

Next in line was my goggles that were skilfully plucked off my face and he exhibited his throwing prowess. Now that it was only me he had to contend with, I was very weak even to imagine “what next”. What followed next, made me realise that there are some forces and powers beyond our imagination and comprehension.

Next I saw myself snuggly held by his trunk and even in this plight, I remembered the girls in the circus being held like that. He threw me in the air and caught me before I could be smashed to the ground. I lost count of how many time this happened and each time I thought “This is it, my end is now” but to my surprise, I was still breathing and with horror I was witnessing how my body was being used as a toy by this huge tusker of a being.

With no one but God to help me, I started praying to my favourite God Ganesha, the elephant God. I had prayed to Him sincerely all these years and my only prayer now was that if it was death I was destined today, to make it quick and painless.

But my God had other ideas. The tusker played with me for a long time, I think, as I had lost the sense of time. He then put me down gently on the ground and placed his foot on my chest. I thought ‘This was it” and I would be crushed in no time. Instead, he caressed me with his foot and I was flabbergasted and shocked at the same time even in such a terminal situation, to see the gentleness with which he was doing this. He lifted me off the ground again and put me on his head. Thinking back, I could humour myself as a royalty sitting on an elephant and looking down on my subjects. It appears he had other ideas. He put me down on the ground again and repeated this many times. While I had closed my eyes out of sheer fear and tried opening at times to slyly understand the situation, he was iterating the exercise as a routine.

At one such point, I noticed that there was a time lag and slyly opened my eyes to see what next? By some strange chance, his attention was caught by the fallen vehicle’s lights that had started to glow. He went to the vehicle, kicked it tearing into a couple of pieces and returned to me.

By then, the driver of the bus mustered some courage and came to divert him so that with the help of others, they could safely pull me to the bus. The tusker was in no means to let go of me. He chased away the driver much to my agony and to the anguish of the passengers in the bus.
After what seemed to be an eternity, one of the Forest Department’s vehicles happened to cross that way and they were soon apprised of the events by the bus driver and passengers. One of the officials fired a shot in the air to scare the tusker. He still had other ideas, it appears, as he soon picked me with his trunk and dashed into the thick woods. The Rangers came after him and fired another shot in the air. He loosened the grip on me and as I slid to the bushes and on to the ground, he headed back into the thick forest not to be seen again.

It was dark by then and we were taken to the Reserve’s office where I was administered first aid along with Prakash. They pleaded the bus driver to take us to Mysore but the college teachers and the principal wouldn’t listen to us and refused point-blank fearing that this would be a police case and unnecessary hassle to them.

The Rangers somehow hired a vehicle and take us to a nearby village called Kutta where I was sedated to brush off my shock. Story of my tryst with death despite an attack from a lone tusker had spread to the nearby villages and the natives had thronged Kutta by then.

On waking up from my sedated slumber, I was told that there are a lot of natives (Jenu Kurubas) from the forest, who wanted to see me. I was taken aback when they started touching my feet with reverence and praying with folded hands. I was told that they thought I was an angel and hence could escape such a ghastly incident with no major injuries (though I was bruised and battered). Most people, who had been in such instances, never lived to tell their tales.

Rangers were indeed divine incarnation in helping us that day and somehow they could hire a Jeep to bring whatever was left of our vehicle and of ourselves back to Mysore, which we reached in the wee hours of 26th.

I don’t even count the number of deaths I died in those moments and I am sure, I would put any cat to shame as they just have 9 lives.

It took me many moons to overcome the shock and was inundated with nightmares every often. I still wonder why he didn’t harm me as I had grown up listening to stories of how dangerous it is to get accosted by a lone tusker.  

Thinking back; it was nothing short of a miracle that I survived the attack, though I had surrendered completely and was at the mercy of the mammoth, thinking of my inevitable gory end but have lived this long to tell the tale. Even though it is close to 3 decades, I still get goose-bumps whenever I recall this incident or whenever any reference to the nature reserve is made.
This incident made me famous in my neighbourhood and also in the surrounding areas, adding to my popularity due to my modeling career (that was cut short due to other reasons).  

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Are we heading to a Neo-Normal, post COVID-19?


Good evening!
I'm sure we are all waiting eagerly for the resumption of normalcy, post COVID19.
However, what if we have to adapt to a new normalcy that includes compulsory wearing of masks, adhering to social distancing, avoiding crowded places, limiting the number of guests for your functions, etc.
Sounds crazy and I'm sure many wouldn't agree with me in assuming the situation described above could be with us for a long time.
Well, I wish I'm proved wrong.
In a 'What If' scenario, can we adapt to the Neo-normal situations?
My answer to that is 'Why Not'?
Didn't we survive the period from 25th March to 2nd May under even more stringent conditions? 
Adjusting and/or adapting to conditions, life throws at us, is probably an innate nature in us humans.
Else, we wouldn't have evolved from the status we were in, during historic times.
Well nobody has seen the future but no harm in Intelli-guessing what it may hold for mankind and trying to get prepared in our own small way.
Like they say, A Plan May Fail But Don't Fail To Plan!
Cheers!

Friday, May 1, 2020

Use of Colloquial in mainstream media, etc. – administering slow poison to a language!

Colloquial or Slang is used basically in an informal conversation. These have found its acceptance in various places like movie scripts/screenplays, theatre plays, soapies and even in the advertising world.  

Over a period of time, there has been a spate of new slangs, in words and phrases that have found acceptance in the presentation of a language. The process of new slangs and its acceptance into the mainstream, continues.

The impact and importance of slang on everyday conversation has, probably, made it imperative in its usage in the entertainment and information worlds. The creators of these worlds have tilted towards this naturally, to exploit the placebo effect, using these slangs with a view to relate closely to their clientele and customers.

So far so good.

My grouse is the use of the slangs in the mainstream media like the news (both print and visual media). I strongly feel that the use of slangs in the mainstream media, which is currently unbridled and almost a law unto themselves (save for a poor Ombudsman who has more on the plate than to look at this aspect), must be strictly avoided. The media houses themselves must self-regulate their editorial staff before airing the news or such. 

They must be the first ones to uphold the respect for language in its pure form without using the slangs.  

Just think of the impact this has on the language or its culture by the use of crude slangs.

What reason can you give the youngsters when asked, why no steps were taken to teach us the correct language?

Can the newspersons indulge their own kith and kin, should they be conversing in slangs?  

Who is responsible for the death of a language or a culture because of the wrong use of slangs?

In my humble opinion, if left uncorrected, this will erode the respect and reverence one has for their language.

My two cents:

As far as possible, avoid using the slangs in the mainstream media like news and other programs. It is nauseating to hear colloquial in news and you end up switching the channels.

Should the theme of the play/advert not require the use of slangs, avoid it as you are not seeing the broad picture of how the slangs are impacting on the young minds (particularly school kids) who emulate these in their daily lives and also presume this as a perfectly normal way of speaking.

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